You know what? I could tell you about myself, but it'd all be a huge lie to cover up my secret identity. So you'll just have to imagine something pretty cool. Currently my cover story is I'm a technogeek with a job in IT, a girlfriend, and a... a... chair. Oh, and a bunch of computers. Some of which run linux. I'm a bit of a computer junkie, and I play videogames, watch anime, and read tech news and scientific journals. But I like to think that I make geekiness sexy.
And these delusions work for me. Or at least my cover for my secret identity, which I've still got to figure out.